Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machiado


Genre: Fantasy, Horror

Publisher: Graywolf Press

Length: 248 pages

Format: Ebook

Rating: 3 stars

Publication Date: October 3rd 2017





Publisher’s description

A wife refuses her husband’s entreaties to remove the green ribbon from around her neck. A woman recounts her sexual encounters as a plague slowly consumes humanity. A salesclerk in a mall makes a horrifying discovery within the seams of the store’s prom dresses. One woman’s surgery-induced weight loss results in an unwanted houseguest. And in the bravura novella Especially Heinous, Machado reimagines every episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, a show we naively assumed had shown it all, generating a phantasmagoric police procedural full of doppelgangers, ghosts, and girls with bells for eyes.

Earthy and otherworldly, antic and sexy, queer and caustic, comic and deadly serious, Her Body and Other Parties swings from horrific violence to the most exquisite sentiment. In their explosive originality, these stories enlarge the possibilities of contemporary fiction.


Individual Reviews

The Husband Stitch ★★★★★

This story is the reason I gave this anthology a try. I first read it in The Long List Anthology Volume 1 edited by David Steffen and then again in The New Voices of Fantasy  edited by Peter S. Beagle and Jacob Weisman so it was my third time reading it.

The Husband Stitch is a retelling of the Green Ribbon but more than that, it is a story about a woman and her body and how her life is expected to fulfill not only her husband’s wishes but also her child’s.

It is about consent, love, motherhood and giving everything to the ones you love. The writing is experimental and gorgeous, the style is unique but it worked so well with the story. Being the opening of the anthology , it set expectations very high for the rest. (Which is probably why I was so disappointed with the anthology as a whole, but we’ll get to that in a minute).

You can read this story for free HERE

Inventory ★★

The title is quite self-explanatory, Inventory is an inventory of a woman sex experiences in a future where the world is falling apart. I was a bit disappointed with this story because I feel like the post-apocalyptic context wasn’t explored as much as it could be. But imagining a world only through sex scenes isn’t an easy feat… I could understand why Machiado decided to tell this story by I cannot say it was particularly successful for me. The writing was beautiful but in the end, it left me quite underwhelmed.

Mothers ★★★

Mothers is one the weirdest story of the collection. It starts off with a woman having a child with another woman. However, it’s not clear if the child exists or if he is just a metaphor for the relationship between the two women. The narrator is unreliable so it’s hard to follow what is actually going on. It is a story about motherhood and society’s expectations but I couldn’t connect with it personally because of how confused I was.

Real Women Have Bodies ★★★★

Set in a dystopian future where women are slowly dissolving into the air, this story follow a woman working in a dressshop where the spirit of the ghost women inhabits the clothes. This story is one of of my favorite of the collection, it punched me in the guts repeatedly as we slowly learn more about the cause of those disappearances.

The writing is gorgeous, the pacing is perfect and the themes explored such as the place of women in the society and sexuality were very interesting.

Especially Heinous ★★★★ 1/2

This story is retelling of each episode of the twelve seasons of Law & Order in very short snippets. I know it sounds tedious but I actually ended up really enjoying it (without having ever watched a single episodes of Law & Order in my life). I liked how all the snippets were connected together and how Machiado managed to create such an interesting and coherent picture with elements that seems completely disjointed at first!

Eight Bites ★★★

This story follows a woman who gets a bariatric surgery after being pressured by all the women in her family. If you ever went through an eating disorder, this story will not be easy to read as you experience the physical and emotional struggle the woman goes through. My favorite aspect of this story was the mother-daughter relationship and how it evolved after the surgery.

The Resident ★

This is the story I disliked the most. This story follows an author who joins a residence in the woods with other artists in order to finish her book and how she slowly becomes insane. The story makes less and less sense the more you read and at the end, I was so lost that I couldn’t figure out if all of that was supposed to be a dream or a story where things are supposed to make sense.

The protagonist of this story is extremely hard to sympathize with as she was extremely rude and awkward with everyone around her including her family for no apparent reasons. I don’t remember all the details of the story but I do remember my strong dislike for her.

Difficult at Parties ★★★ 1/2

Following a woman you can’t stop watching porn after suffering a sexual assault, this story was pretty painful to read, especially the moments where the relatives were trying to make her stop. It was a very hard read and, eventhough I am glad I read it, it’s not a story that I would ever reread


Overall Review

If I had to describe this collection in one word it would be bleak. Don’t get me wrong, most of the stories were good and had interesting discussions and themes but still, it was exhausting.

Also, I do consider myself a feminist but I don’t think Machiado and I are on the same page. I thought that most of her male protagonists were horrible people and although I met my share of asshats, the majority of the men I know are not devils. I found myself a bit tired with this vision of the world where if you are not a woman, it means that you can’t understand one.

Another issue I had with this collection is the amount of sex scenes that it had, I have nothing against sex in books but Machiado’s vision of sex is uncomfortable for a lack of a better word. I never read sex scenes so tedious and un-erotic before. It felt almost aggravating to the women’s body especially when it was with a dude and yeah, it wasn’t pleasant at all.

However, I have to recognize that Machiado’s writing is absolutely gorgeous and her ideas are fascinating. I absolutely recommend The Husband’s Stitch to everyone because it is still one of the best piece of short fiction I ever read but, would I recommend the collection? Not really, no, just because I can’t even decide myself if I liked it or not.





Down Among the Sticks and Bones by Seanan McGuire


Genre: Fantasy, Horro

Publisher: Tor.Com

Length: 189 pages

Format: audio

Rating: 4.5 stars

Publication Date: June 13th 2017




Publisher’s description

Twin sisters Jack and Jill were seventeen when they found their way home and were packed off to Eleanor West’s Home for Wayward Children.

This is the story of what happened first…

Jacqueline was her mother’s perfect daughter—polite and quiet, always dressed as a princess. If her mother was sometimes a little strict, it’s because crafting the perfect daughter takes discipline.

Jillian was her father’s perfect daughter—adventurous, thrill-seeking, and a bit of a tom-boy. He really would have preferred a son, but you work with what you’ve got.

They were five when they learned that grown-ups can’t be trusted.

They were twelve when they walked down the impossible staircase and discovered that the pretense of love can never be enough to prepare you a life filled with magic in a land filled with mad scientists and death and choices.


Book Review

Jack and Jill were twelve when they walked down the impossible staircase in their grandmother’s room and they entered a land filled with magic, vampires, werewolves, mad scientist but, more importantly, a world where they can be who they want.

Raised as perfect representation of what their parents wanted as children, Jack, or Jacqueline is the perfect little princess, quiet, polished and pretty while Jill, or Jillian, is as close as the son her father always dreamed of. She plays sports,  is adventurous and the perfect tom-boy. However, behind this facade, Jill just wants to dress like her sister, tired of not being the pretty one while Jack is envious of her adventures and doesn’t want to play the role of princess anymore. Each one of them just wants what the other has.


Down Among the Sticks and Bones is a prequel novella to Every Heart a Doorway but you can read it as a standalone without being confused and it won’t spoil you anything.

I listened to the audiobook just like I did with Every Heart and I would highly recommend this media because it really makes McGuire’s prose shine.  Her writing is gorgeous and has a very distinct feel. I never read something quite like it before. It is both eerie and whimsical, clever and poetic with the right touch of dark humor. It made me feel quite nostalgic for things I never even experienced before!

I loved this book even more than Every Heart because I felt very connected to Jack and Jill and their struggle to fit in. My only complain is that I wished it could have been longer, I would have loved to see more of this world.

I would highly recommend this little book to everyone, I think everyone can find something to love in this series.


4.5 stars.